How to Scramble Eggs with Gordon Ramsay
1. he seems like a chill mofo to hang with
2. what the hell have i been eating my entire life
Can I make this for someone?! :o I really wanna try this but I don’t really like eggs…
this is so beautifully simple and extravagant i think i might cry about it.
I LOVE THIS CLASSY ASSHOLE
Oh wow this really should not be a thing that you are asking me. Hmm. Well for one never pretend to like anything. Like, seriously that never ends well. If they ask you about a band you don’t know then just fess up and say you don’t know who they are.
Uh I guess hang out with then and stuff like in groups with friends and stuff and try to talk to them more. Um idk.
Honestly when you get to be as bitter and jaded as I am you just gotta accept that they’re gonna like you for who you are and if they don’t then they’re lame and gross and don’t know what they’re missing.
i’ll text you later
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u ever have those mutuals where u feel proud when they reblog something from you